he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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