he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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