I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize