remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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