Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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