Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
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