i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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