What a fucking waste of an outfit
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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