I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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