Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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