you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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