I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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