My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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