But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize