i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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