What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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