Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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3 2 1 whiskey
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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