your thong is hanging out like whoa
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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