If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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