Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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