I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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