Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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