My hand turned me down
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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