so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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