It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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