Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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