You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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