He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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