she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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