i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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