My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Randomize