So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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