She is in my trunk
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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