I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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