I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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