this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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