those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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