i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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