We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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