actually, I'm a sock model
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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