windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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