we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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