I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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