covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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