What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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