508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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