He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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