There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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