So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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