Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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